hysteria has set in and we all hop on for a ride

 

Last week John and Greg set out to derat the roof.

Tomato stakes  bought from Hedgy on County Boundary Road which is the same place we get our eggs and next door to Becs  were used with bird wire  to fill the gap between the mud wall and the corrugated iron roof .

They worked  most mornings measuring cutting and stapling until with the exception of the glasshouse they had been all the way around the house.

John’s hands were shot to pieces from the wire and a crick or three in the neck but what followed was a lot of high fiving and back slapping along with a general air of hallelujah  that compelled us into the car and off to Bermi to celebrate.

If you have neighbours like this you will understand our euphoria. They are horribly noisy and though there is usually a python in residence up there they remain unashamedly active with wild squealing sex and we know what that leads to …a lot of babies.

Bec met up with us on the verandah of the pub and we all signed up for a round or two of James Squire.

The fresh ocean wind ruffled our curls and goose bumped our arms, an abrupt change from the solid days heat of the valley.  The mountain loomed  over Horseshoe Bay as it does and provided a  thick blue backdrop to the white-capped waves.

We went  next door and ate in the dining room , the original  part of the hotel with its old  black and white photographs of heroes like  Zane Grey  holding up huge marlins.

The glasshouse will be get done  another day but for now we are rat roof free. Mostly I have been trapping them using bread and marmalade before taking  them on a permanent holiday to somewhere else.

It is a heavy responsibility and I feel bound to defend myself.

So I say , this house is mine, out there is yours, cross the line and I will come after you .

Even so they flood over the line like refugees bailing a leaky boat. Last week a pregnant rat sat by the woodpile at the front door making eye contact with me. She kept turning up all over the place and the middle of the day would find her eating crumbs on the verandah that are put out for the superb blue wrens .

I cannot help you I tell her, you have to leave.

eventually she wandered into the trap drawn by the smell of sweet limes . I wish her and her offspring well, just not here.

The roof  quietened  but coming out to the kitchen one morning I found the  lid off the tall tin that houses our saos.

and again the next morning and this went on until John discovered a chewed up sao still in the tin. beats me how that worked . the tin did not get knocked over and the traps I set remained set.

so the other night when I woke to hear the lid clang onto the slate floor  I decided to have a squizz.

By the time I got to the pantry and flicked the light on it is quiet.

I  put the sao tin up on the bench out of harms way .

Back to bed and just getting comfy when we hear another clatter.

it is 2.20 a.m  I note on my  return to the kitchen to find the  the ryvita tin under seige so up onto the bench it goes.

There is no scurrying  not even a whisper.

Back to bed and crash clatter bang.

Give me the torch, says John.

He does a stealth mission and glimpses  a brief movement diving off the shelf and disappearing down onto the floor behind the food bins.

silence.

We pull the bins out and look for the cubby but there is nothing to be found.

except pushed right at the back of the shelf a forgotten tin of  pastry shells  that has the lid off and evidence of scoffing.

How do they get the lids off ? asks Jess .

clever  I guess and totally committed to surviving.

 

I send Bec a text   ‘beans n’polenta for tea if you want’ . She wants and turns up after her afternoon shift at the gallery.

We enjoy a beer on the verandah watching the garden  the birds and the little king play.

Greg says, is that a lid? and goes to investigate.

We find him broom in hand welding the pointy end  behind the bins hunting the intruder .

Pulling one of their storage boxes out, Greg decides to tape it up in case it is the bolthole.

We checked it this morning , I say .

In the moment of stretching the tape onto the carton Greg shrieks (he may deny this ).

And the squeals reverberate around the kitchen. The rat ran down my calf , he says.

It ran straight at me, yells  Bec   jumping up and down outside the pantry as if by lifting her feet off the ground she will be safe.

It ran behind the stove, screams Jess waving the flipper in her hand.

I start squealing then  and have to  climb onto a chair  while they  sort things out. Kingston clamors onto the chair next to me and  adds his screeches .

hysteria has set in and we all hop on for a ride. the broom  pokes into  the woodpile  and apparently the rat  is seen tearing  off  under the blue cupboard. It is huge , someone yells.

So far I haven’t seen a thing but I  am laughing  so hard I wished I had taken the time to relieve my bladder .

I hold on and we pursue it into the lounge room with our torches shining under chairs and cupboards and come up empty handed.

We could hope that our laughter has  sent it running for the bush where no screeching loonies exist.

Things settle down, we dry our eyes  and  eat the  beans n’ polenta with a ‘pig in the garden’ Shiraz from Cowra.

 

that laughter that rocked our kitchen that night came right out of a bottle of pure fun, a tidal wave of family love.

the best laugh I have had all week, said Bec before she headed back home to her Figtree studio.

And we have a bush rat to thank for that.

A bush rat that we  haven’t seen or heard anything of  since.

 

 

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Author: faeriembassy

the faerie embassy is my home space,a beautiful mudbrick castle in a richly diverse forest. which means I am very passionate about wallabies and pythons and mist spiders and twisted angophoras and the sound of the wind and the feel of the rain . we are an ark ,an island of light, a beacon of common sense in a crazy out of control consumption mad world.we have a composting toilet for goddess sake.

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